Lets cut to the chase

You can’t truly know me unless you know my vices. Please regard the following with an open mind. ​

I have never been very good at hanging up my jackets; I find the chair far more suitable. I bite my nails shockingly short. I “don't eat dairy," but have yet to stop eating dairy. I have never, and will never, say no to a $9 coffee. I don't fully believe in expiration dates. I do fully believe the existence of dinosaurs should be up for debate. I ignore automated grammar suggestions when I write because I usually find that I am right. I often prefer the company of characters in a book over the company of real people. Let's take this one a step further. I often develop feelings for characters in books. For the sake of professionalism, I am kidding. Now, last but certainly not least, I’ve been told more times than I care to admit that I’d make a good lawyer. 

​If you haven’t been deterred yet, I congratulate you on your perseverance and wish you the best on your digital stroll through my work.